| Random Quotes |
| Now is the time to get drunk! To stop being the martyred slaves of time, to get absolutely drunk – on wine, poetry, or on virtue, as you please. ~ Charles Baudelaire, "Enivrez-vous," |
| While seeking revenge, dig two graves – one for yourself. ~ Doug Horton |
| In tennis the addict moves about a hard rectangle and seeks to ambush a fuzzy ball with a modified snow-shoe. ~ Elliot Chaze |
| The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed. ~ Henry Ford |
- My mother made me a homosexual.
- If I gave her the wool, would she make me one too?
~ Graffiti |
| The talent of writing agreeable letters is peculiarly female. ~ Henry Tilney |
| One part of knowledge consists in being ignorant of such things as are not worthy to be known. ~ Crates |
| I have scarcely touched the sky and I am made of it. ~ Antonio Porchia, |
No matter how grouchy you’re feeling,
You’ll find the smile more or less healing.
It grows in a wreath
All around the front teeth -
Thus preserving the face from congealing.
~ Anthony Euwer |
| There is no moment like the present. The man who will not execute his resolutions when they are fresh upon him can have no hope from them afterwards: they will be dissipated, lost, and perish in the hurry and scurry of the world, or sunk in the slough of indolence. ~ Maria Edgeworth |
| The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings. ~ Eric Hoffer, |
| In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. ~ Steven Wright |
| Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. ~ Abraham Lincoln |
| Oaths are but words, and words but wind. ~ Samuel Butler (1612-1680), |
| The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. ~ George Bernard Shaw |